Dad I Just Pee'd

Those are the memorable words coming from my son while wearing nothing but underwear as he sat on the couch to watch Angelina Ballerina on Sprout after a day of pandemonium at the pool. "Why me" is the first thing that came to mind seeing how he wasn't even 15 feet from the bathroom and knows the practice well when he made his disquieting disclosure. I grabbed rags and cleaner ready for the worst; while standing there planning my attack, I noticed his gray Spider Man underwear did a fine job absorbing the slight amount of Urine that was sprayed on "Spidey" and the surrounding area, not even soaking the cloth all the way down while the couch remained dry. I remained calm and cool wondering how a guy that had to go so bad he'd wet his pants produced minuscule results, then it hit me.
I was being paid back for waking him up at 6PM from his nap! He was a little more than irate I had done this and was digging deep into his toddler warfare field guide to counterattack his enemy (me).
-Mike, milehidad.com